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Where the difficulty is

London described by what makes a van job hard in each part of it, which is a more useful map than a list of boroughs.

Councils, buildings and managing agents appear here as categories. None is named and no relationship with any is claimed.

The same city, four different problems

In the centre it is the kerb. In the Victorian ring it is the staircase. In the new riverside blocks it is a booking and a bay height. In the outer boroughs it is mostly fine, and the job is priced on the distance.

Central London W1 · WC · EC · SW1 Nowhere to stop Red routes, loading restrictions at almost every hour, and buildings with move windows. The awkward bit here is virtually always the kerb rather than the item, and it is solved before the day or not at all.
The Victorian inner ring N · NW · E · SE · SW inner No lift Terraced houses divided into flats, which means a communal staircase with a turn in it and a third-floor flat with no lift. The clear diagonal at that turn decides more van jobs than anything else in London.
The riverside and the new blocks E14 · E16 · SE1 · SE10 · SW8 · SW11 Bookings and bay heights Goods lifts, loading bays and booked windows. Easy once you have the booking, impossible before — and the bay height decides whether a van fits under it at all.
The outer boroughs HA · UB · KT · SM · CR · BR · RM · IG · EN Straightforward Drives, front paths and room to stop. The genuinely easy part of London for a van, and the part where a job is priced on the distance rather than on the difficulty.
Markets, shops and yards London-wide Fixed windows Collections from sellers, shops, salerooms, storage facilities and reclamation yards — where the constraint is a window somebody else set and a van that has to be there inside it.
Out of town and abroad UK-wide, and Europe by road Long single runs A van to Manchester, or a van to Brussels. Small consignments travelling a long way, which is a real service rather than a stretch — and one the big removals firms quote badly.

Central London: the kerb

The awkward bit here is virtually never the item. It is that there is nowhere legal to put a van — red routes enforced continuously, loading restrictions at most hours, residents' bays that need suspending and pavements that are not an option.

So the standing point is worked out before the booking and the carry distance is costed honestly. A firm promising to pull up outside a central London address is telling you something about how it operates.

The Victorian inner ring: the staircase

Terraced houses divided into flats, which puts a communal staircase with a turn in it between the flat and the street. The clear diagonal at that turn decides more van jobs in London than any other single measurement, and almost nobody has taken it.

Protection goes down as standard here, because the hallway belongs to the freeholder and the bill for marking it lands on the leaseholders.

The riverside and the new blocks: the booking

Goods lifts, loading bays, booked windows and key fobs. Everything is manageable once you have the booking and impossible before it, and the bay height decides whether a van fits under the building at all.

Out of town, and out of the country

The outer boroughs are the straightforward part of the city. Beyond them, a van doing a single long run to Manchester or Edinburgh is normal work, and a small consignment to Belgium, Ireland, Poland or Czechia is a service in its own right rather than a stretch.

Coverage

Questions about where we go

Which part of London is hardest for a van?
The centre, and it is the kerb rather than the buildings. Red routes, continuous loading restrictions and residents' bays remove most of the obvious places to stop, so the carry is longer than anybody expects.
And the easiest?
The outer boroughs, comfortably. Drives, front paths and somewhere to stop. The job is priced on the distance rather than on the difficulty.
Do you go outside London?
Across the UK for single long runs, and into western Europe by road for small consignments. A van to Manchester or a van to Brussels is normal work rather than an exception.
Will a van fit an underground loading bay?
Frequently not. The headroom limit in covered and underground bays excludes a van outright more often than people expect, and it is the first thing we ask about a new block.

What is the awkward bit?

Both addresses, what the item is, and the one thing about the job that is difficult. A photograph beats any description.